Germany-Boats And The Men That Love (on) Them

The Call · A Year at Sea

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Love was in the air. Then it went to sea, called at 300 ports, and picked up a cigar in Old San Juan.

Love is in the air. Well, not only in the air, but also in the sea.

Television Navigation

The Original Floating Fantasy

Cruise ship Atlantica at sea

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Atlantica

The promise was simple: step aboard and let the world come to you.

Captain Stubing from The Love Boat

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Captain Stubing

The captain of television's most persuasive travel brochure.

The Premise

Passengers searching for romantic nights aboard a beautiful ship, traveling to tropical or mysterious countries, spent their vacation aboard the Love Boat, where Gopher, Dr. Adam, Isaac, Julie, and Captain Stubing tried their best to please them—and sometimes helped them fall in love.

Field Note

Wish You Were Here

After a year at sea, on four cruise ships and 300 ports of call, did I tell you the name of the game?

I think I’ll Have a Cigar.

The television fantasy became a moving address.

San Juan Dispatch

Have a Cigar

Video Dispatch

Old San Juan

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I would like to thank Pedro Pablo Peña, from Old San Juan, who took a chance on an unknown vegan endurance athlete with off-the-chain VO2 max scores and sold him his first El Borinqueño cigar.

I accept the Philip Morris Throat Kazoo Newbie Award in the COPD tobacco category in the name of all those who have given their time, money, and lives to the industry.

The Asymmetric Equation

Television Fantasy + One-Way Ticket = A Life at Sea

The Love Boat sold the dream. The ships, the ports, and the years supplied the evidence.

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