In football you wear a helmet. In baseball you wear a cap.
Baseball has the seventh-inning stretch. Football has the two-minute warning,
Baseball has no time limit: "We don't know when it's gonna end!"
Football is rigidly timed, and it will end "even if we have to go to sudden death."
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