San Juan-.Wish You Were Here

Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

Third-Hand Smoker, Second-Hand Smoker-- I graduated today to first-hand smoker.

I didn't inhale, varaiation of the Bill Clinton Mea Culpa

 When I was in San Juan, I experimented with cigars a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again." –Ed Reif

 I would like to thank Pedro Pablo Peña, from Old San Juan, who took a chance on an unknown  Vegan/ Endurance athlete with off-the-chain VO2max scores, and sold him his first El Borinqueño cigar

I accept the  the  Phillip Morris Throat Kazoo Newbie Award , in a COPD  tobacco catagory in the name of all  those who have given there time, money and lives to the industry!